The Twits by Roald Dahl - worms in spaghetti, frogs in beds, eyeballs in drinks! Illustrated by Quentin Blake. Mr and Mrs Twit play some horrible tricks on each other. I bet you have never met two people more revolting. They never wash, they trap birds for bird pie and they hate children. Find out what brilliant trick the Roly-Poly bird and the Muggle-Wump monkeys think up for them.